Ath shri mahabharat kathha!!!

In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching the Mahabharat katha to a class. He is at the 'Krishnajanma' part of it.. So let him continue. 
Masterji: Dear bachcho, so Kansa heard the "Akashwani" that his sister's 8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He ordered to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. First son is born, and Kansa kills him by poisoning. Sencond one is born, and Kansa thorws him off the mountain peak. Third one is born... Now Ramu who is the smartest of the lot puts his hand up. 
Masterji (nervous & confused): Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt in Mahabharata and how come you have one? 
Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's 8th child was going to kill him; WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL???

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